Java Programming

Right before some tells me this is not the place to post this question, I would like to know if there is a way to connect to a mysql database without installing a driver, I know it is impossible but the reason I said it is because I have been given a task to convert an app created in excel vba to a web based app. I have the option of doing it in php/java. Im paticularly interested in java; but in order to write a java app that connects to the mysql. I need to have supervisor right to access my control panel to install the connector/J driver, since this is a company laptop everything is closed off. My main question is can I get round this in regards to creating an app that can access the mysql db without needing to install the driver in to the reg-edit. Before anyone tells me that I have to install the driver on the environment variable; I do not have access to that area as the laptop is connected to an internal company network. Is there a way round it. I remember running a simple java app via a bat file, because I culd not access dos/control panel. does anyone know whther this will work connecting mysql

Here is an example of code that I'm talking about

import java.sql.Connection;
import java.sql.DriverManager;
import java.sql.SQLException;

public class Connect {

  public static void main(String args[]) {
    Connection con = null;

    try {
      Class.forName("com.mysql.jdbc.Driver").newInstance();
      con = DriverManager.getConnection("jdbc:mysql:///test","root", "moyo");

      if(!con.isClosed())
        System.out.println("Successfully connected to " +
          "MySQL server using TCP/IP...");

    } catch(Exception e) {
      System.err.println("Exception: " + e.getMessage());
    } finally {
      try {
        if(con != null)
          con.close();
      } catch(SQLException e) {}
    }
  }
}

Obviously I know why it is coming out with an exception error is because it cannot connect to the mysql db, but as I said I cannot install the connector driver on the client side computer; since this app will be used by 500 people; this will mean installing the driver on 500 compouters or more, is there away around this. Please helppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111